Dr. Reginald P. Punsley's Spherical Deflection Technique is a highly experimental method of redirecting incoming projectiles using the power of spherical geometry.
Dr. Punsley has spent decades studying the curvature of the Earth, and has developed a patented system of mirrors and lasers that can deflect any incoming object with 99.9% accuracy.
"I've seen some wacky stuff, but this guy's technique is the real deal!" - Dr. Punsley's trusty sidekick, a wise-cracking parrot named Steve.
"It's like he's got a magic ball, and it's deflecting everything that comes near!" - Dr. Punsley's arch-nemesis, Dr. Victoria Vex.